Rouche, why must your shorts be so cute?

I am coveting so many pairs of shorts from Ruche lately, that it's border-line ridiculous...

I'm going to buy one of these three here:

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Boy oh boy is my window shopping eye DANGEROUS!  What do you fine people think?  I'm sort of leaning toward the floral print... I think.... maybe...

FLORAL SHORT-LACE SHORTS-GREEN STRIPE

Current Dress Covet: Grand Stand Dress @ ModCloth

I want this dress from ModCloth so badly it hurts!  Unfortunately, NONE of the clothes sold on that website fit me.  I am 6 feet tall and have wide hips, so even when the rare chance comes along that something comes in an extra large, it still doesn't fit me!  Oh well... maybe one of you fine readers will be able to get this gorgeous dress.